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These are some lies we made up about Clayton.
An extremely large dingo may repeatedly be made out stacking bricks down a desolate highway in close proximity to Clayton before dawn.
A fantastically chilling ghost may be spotted very often hanging out in an abandoned villa in Clayton.
The alien technician of an alien spaceship has sometimes been witnessed at Eklund Storage Works Dam on a dark night looking at the vista.
The phantom of an aged female hauling a revolver is from time to time observed down near Apache Spring before sunrise glugging down paint.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief is known to have been observed on several instances in the early morning hours before sunrise scrutinizing Apache Canyon in detail. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Clayton
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What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
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