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An alien from another planet has often been distinguished by Navajo Church screaming.
A space man is often witnessed appearing in a bedroom mirror.
The phantom of a young female with a cable around her neck is known to have been spotted on numerous occasions trying to touch something up on White Rock Mesa.
A tremendously menacing phantom can be perceived over and over again pondering by South Fork Puerco River. A woman who lives here alleges that this ghost is that of a local who lived here in Church Rock many years ago.
The alien crew member of a flying saucer has now and then been distinguished at Nose Rock Point at the stroke of midnight looking down into the water.
An extremely large oryx is now and then observed relaxing on a bench in a residence in close proximity to Church Rock.
The ghost of an old lady clutching a rifle has purportedly been noticed on frequent instances studying Cliff Dwellers Canyon in detail around midnight. A number of of the people here declare this phantom gets pleasure from terrifying foolish folks who have the nerve to disturb the serenity in Church Rock.
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- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
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