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These are some lies we made up about Chimayo.
A black as coal cat that shifted shape into a lady emerged down near El Ojo Negro on a dark night attempting to grasp something. Panicked by the watchers the spirit departed into the night.
A colossal newt was observed at Santa Cruz Reservoir Dam at midnight flashing a kerosene lamp.
The spirit of a dispossessed man was perceived relaxing on a bench in a mobile home in Chimayo. When noticed the spirit approached the watcher who then ran off.
The ghost of a young cowboy has regularly been witnessed examining La Caja in detail on a dark night. It's been asserted that this precise phantom is probably the undead phantom of a resident who used to live here in Chimayo.
The ghost of a copper-miner is frequently spotted on the peak of Mesa Borrego at midnight studying the vista.
A female with a half translucent body has supposedly been spotted on frequent occasions strolling from trailer to trailer late in the night on a Chimayo residential
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road. If you listen to the residents, this phantom is the tormented soul of a long forgotten Chimayo local person. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost unquestionably is chilling; one that any normal person wouldn't wish to run into.
The ghost of a gentleman wearing a law enforcement uniform may frequently be witnessed in Chimayo Historical
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Marker at the stroke of midnight hauling a body across the dirt. If you listen to what the local residents allege, this phantom is that of a resident who lived here in Chimayo many years ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Chimayo
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Ghost Sightings From Chimayo
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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