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These are some lies we made up about Chamisal.
An ET from deep space has been said to have been perceived on many instances reading a pamphlet in Cebadilla Canyon in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A massive tiger may occasionally be noticed trying to locate a person in Las Trampas Historical Marker at the stroke of midnight.
Johann Sebastian Bach was noticed late in the night floating down Canada del Agua.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a UFO became visible by a woman hunting in a forest right next door to Chamisal.
An ET from planet Neptune was witnessed up on the highest spot of Cerro del Abrevadero gazing.
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Ghost Sightings From Chamisal
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Ghost Sightings From Chamisal
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
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