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These are some lies we made up about Chamberino.
A very large toad may repeatedly be made out hauling a body from the ice cold water of Anthony Wash at the stroke of midnight.
A colossal ram has every so often been spotted sending a package at a Chamberino post office.
The ghost of a young female outfitted as a maid is once in a while witnessed in Irnie Ranson Park late in the night carrying a headbone.
An ET from the cosmos has been said to have been observed on a few occasions slurping regular from a gas pump at a fueling station in Chamberino.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer may occasionally be made out verbalizing into the air as if somebody besides was in attendance.
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Ghost Sightings From Chamberino
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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