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These are some lies we made up about Chama.
An extremely large marmoset has purportedly been seen on a small number of occasions pulling a body through some bushes in Chama Historical Marker in the early morning hours.
A gigantic skunk can regularly be observed relaxing on a sofa in a residence near Chama.
A sizeable scary ogre may be observed frequently glancing at the panorama from the highest spot of El Cerro late at night.
A huge gorilla has every now and then been distinguished smoking a pipe beside Cebadilla Spring at night.
The phantom of an aged cleaning lady is every now and then observed in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver witnessing the ghost in her rear view mirror on a dark night. Regardless of what, it's without a doubt a chilling ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Chama
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Ghost Sightings From Chama
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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