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These are some lies we made up about Chacon.
The ghost of an elderly lady gripping a revolver was spotted studying Alamitos Canyon in detail before dawn. When the ghost was witnessed it vanished into the night. One thing's for sure, it's without a doubt a menacing spirit that any rational person wouldn't wish to encounter.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was spotted beside Loring Spring late at night demolishing a photo.
The ghost of a waitress has regularly been seen swallowing blood from a bottle up on Holman Hill.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet is often seen on the highest spot of one of the mountains in the Rincon Mountains very late at night searching for a box.
Ferdinand Magellan can frequently be seen in El Poso very late at night burying a cadaver by a big rock.
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Ghost Sightings From Chacon
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Ghost Sightings From Chacon
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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