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These are some lies we made up about Cerro.
An extremely large leopard has sometimes been distinguished at Cabresto Lake Dam late at night taking pleasure in the panorama.
An martian voyager from another planet is from time to time perceived pointing at the watcher in Latir Peak Wilderness in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A massive anteater can every now and then be spotted howling at the onlooker to leave down near Chambers Spring before sunrise.
An ET from planet Venus has frequently been spotted viewing the view from the pinnacle of Baldy Mountain around midnight.
The ghost of a waitress is repeatedly distinguished striding down a desolate road next to Cerro.
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Ghost Sightings From Cerro
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Ghost Sightings From Cerro
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
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