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These are some lies we made up about Cerrillos.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves became visible marveling at Devils Throne before dawn.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft was distinguished late in the night flying over Poverty Flats.
A gigantic crocodile has often been observed flying across the Cerrillos Hills before sunrise.
An alien tourist from deep space is frequently spotted on a dark night examining Cunningham Gulch in detail.
A gentleman having a knife in his head can regularly be witnessed in La Bolsa late at night hiding a corpse by a big rock. No matter what, this is an unpleasant ghost that should be steered clear of.
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Ghost Sightings From Cerrillos
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Ghost Sightings From Cerrillos
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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