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An alien voyager from deep space has occasionally been perceived on a Cedar Crest residential street late at night.
A gentleman having the head of a demon is from time to time spotted hovering in the air like a helium balloon in Cedar Crest.
A fairly decomposed human corpse has been observed on frequent occasions in Sandia Ranger District late at night gathering wood for a fire.
A space alien from another solar system may sometimes be witnessed looking at a guy snoozing on a futon in a residence in Cedar Crest.
The phantom of a grower sporting a worn straw hat was noticed in Apachitos Canyon late at night looking creepy. This is one of those ghosts that is observed repeatedly in close proximity.
A young girl sporting a bloody dress became visible staring at the water by Westgate Detention Dam at night. The bystander ran off after he set eyes on the ghost.
A woman with a bottle-green face was observed in a supermarket in the Cedar Crest area. The ghost unmoved that there was someone else present.
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Ghost Sightings From Cedar Crest
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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