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The ghost of an elderly prospector with a large beard and a wooden left leg was made out trying to verbalize something alongside a wild road next to Cebolla on a dark night. The spirit was ingested by the air after being witnessed. One thing's for sure, it undoubtedly is a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.

An alien from another galaxy was distinguished in Fort Lowell Historical Marker at the stroke of midnight trying to grasp something.

The spirit of an old lady grasping a handgun is frequently perceived reasoning at Brood Pond Number Three Dam before sunrise. In any event, this is a horrible phantom that is preferably not disturbed.

An extraterrestrial has supposedly been distinguished on frequent occasions standing by a secluded road next to Cebolla.

Vasco da Gama may be perceived frequently in a building in Cebolla.

 

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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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