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These are some lies we made up about Causey.
The ghost of a guy hauling a sword has supposedly been distinguished on frequent occasions spending time in a vacant home in Causey. People say that this ghost enjoys scaring unwise folks who have the guts to disrupt the calm in Causey.
A space man was spotted standing by a deserted road close to Causey.
An extremely large aardvark came into sight facing the observer in Oasis State Park outside the park headquarters.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft was distinguished mounted on a low rider on a murky highway in close proximity to Causey.
The ghost of a female having the sign of the devil carved into her leg came into sight in a Causey residence. When the phantom was noticed it faded away into the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Causey
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Ghost Sightings From Causey
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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