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These are some lies we made up about Casa Blanca.
An extremely large orangutan has regularly been observed searching through garbage cans on a Casa Blanca residential street.
An extraterrestrial is often noticed up on the summit of Attack Hill reading a newsletter.
A lady's body with a sheep's head is rumored to have been made out on one or two occasions in Laguna Indian Reservation after midnight trying to locate something.
A massive wolverine may repeatedly be seen in Acoma Creek sobbing.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO may be noticed very often gazing in Encinal Canyon at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Casa Blanca
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Ghost Sightings From Casa Blanca
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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