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Count Dracula is occasionally distinguished wandering through a Carrizozo vicinity graveyard.
A lady with the head of a leprechaun has purportedly been perceived on frequent occasions covering a corpse by a large boulder in Carrizozo Historical Marker after midnight. Many locals argue this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long dead Carrizozo resident.
A space alien from the cosmos can sometimes be spotted spending time in a derelict home in Carrizozo.
A woman grasping her head by her arm has frequently been seen down near Anchor Spring late in the night calling names of people. Locals argue that this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was killed while passing through Carrizozo in the past.
An extraterrestrial is repeatedly perceived at Nogal Creek late at night flinging pebbles into the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Carrizozo
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Ghost Sightings From Carrizozo
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
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