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These are some lies we made up about Carlsbad.
A massive hedgehog has frequently been perceived on a Carlsbad street late at night.
The ghost of a lady with letters cut into her nose is repeatedly distinguished in Carlsbad Caverns National Park by the ranger station smoking a cigar.
A huge civet has supposedly been distinguished on a few instances hauling a cadaver across the ground in Boyd Park in the early morning hours.
The martian captain of a flying saucer can often be distinguished hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Carlsbad.
The phantom of a woman with a switchblade in her heart can be distinguished over and over again staring at an old woman slumbering on a couch in a mobile home in Carlsbad.
An alien from planet Venus is occasionally witnessed down by Carlsbad Spring #16 at midnight sniveling.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is known to have been seen on a few instances marveling at Telltale Bluffs around midnight.
A female having the head of
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a leprechaun can every now and then be observed in Calabaza Draw late at night attempting to express something.
An Iguanodon was spotted staring at the water by Avalon Dam on a dark night.
A very large jackal emerged on the water's edge of Lake Avalon reasoning.
A huge coati materialized scaring folks up on Alacran Hills.
The
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Ugly Duckling was seen on the highest spot of one of the hills in the Alacran Hills in the early morning hours before sunrise crying out names.
A woman hauling her head next to her arm was made out in a restaurant in the Carlsbad vicinity. The spirit didn't appear to be agonized by the observers. Locals here allege that this ghost is probably the undead ghost of a resident who used to have a home here in Carlsbad.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head lost has often been observed staring angrily at the observer in Brantley Lake State Park by the ranger station.
A headless woman is often distinguished crawling out of a manhole on a Carlsbad lane late in the night. Regardless of what, this is a bad ghost that you don't want to come across before sunrise.
The spirit of a teen girl has been distinguished on a small number of instances nosing around in mailboxes late in the night in Carlsbad. One of the residents decisively declares that this phantom is the tormented spirit of a long departed Carlsbad person who lived
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here. No matter what people say, it sure is a frightening ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Carlsbad
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Ghost Sightings From Carlsbad
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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