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These are some lies we made up about Caprock.
An extremely large badger may be noticed time and again howling at the bystander to be off in Sand Gate at midnight.
A big menacing beast has occasionally been observed staring at the vista from the summit of Soldier Hill very late at night.
A space alien from another planet is now and then seen walking a dog at night on a shadowy Caprock residential road.
An ET is rumored to have been observed on a small number of instances staring through residence windows in Caprock at night.
A gigantic capybara may now and then be made out searching through trash container on a Caprock road.
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Ghost Sightings From Caprock
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Ghost Sightings From Caprock
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
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