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These are some lies we made up about Capitan.
A woman with her head and both legs separated may every so often be spotted in Capitan Historical Marker in the early morning hours before sunrise concealing a body by a large boulder. In any case, this is a bad ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into around midnight.
The ghost of a gentleman carrying a blood-splattered spear was noticed attempting to grab something up on the top of Galt Peak. The ghost spoke about revenging a murder. Regardless of what, it's a scary spirit that any sensible person would not want to run into.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft became visible gazing at folks in a Capitan residence through a window.
The ghost of a civil war soldier was spotted frightening people by Cherry Creek. The bystander panicked and escaped.
An ET from planet Neptune became visible cleaning a bloody jacket in Bonnie Spring very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Capitan
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Ghost Sightings From Capitan
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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