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These are some lies we made up about Canones.
The ghost of a civil war fighter may often be witnessed up on Blanca Mesa excavating a hole. A resident alleges that this spirit may be the spirit of a resident who died here in Canones many years ago.
A colossal dog can be spotted very often taking pleasure in the panorama at Abiquiu Dam in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has every now and then been distinguished sipping blood from a mug by La Joya del Pedregal.
The ghost of a gravely charred female is every so often observed at night examining Comanche Canyon in detail.
The ghost of an engine driver has been spotted on numerous occasions cleaning a bloody shirt in Agua Caliente in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Canones
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Ghost Sightings From Canones
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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