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The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object has allegedly been made out on numerous occasions in a house outside Canjilon.
A female with her head amputated may once in a while be observed in Fort Lowell Historical Marker at the stroke of midnight concealing a cadaver by a large boulder.
A military outfit wandering about with no body in it has repeatedly been observed staring at the water by Brood Pond Number Three Dam on a dark night.
An martian explorer from another planet is frequently made out trying to find a photo beside a parked Honda in a Canjilon parking lot after midnight.
A space invader from Mars has supposedly been spotted on numerous occasions hurling bricks at midnight on a lawn in Canjilon.
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Ghost Sightings From Canjilon
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Ghost Sightings From Canjilon
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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