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These are some lies we made up about Caballo.
A gentleman having a machete in his head came into view in a residence in Caballo. This ghost is incredibly active in this neighborhood; there have been a handful of additional accounts of this particular ghost. Several of the locals assert this phantom could be the spirit of a local resident who passed away here in Caballo in the past.
The martian crew member of a UFO was distinguished in Animas Gulch late in the night rearranging orbs about.
Galileo emerged appearing terrifying next to Myers Animas Spring before dawn.
A very large addax was perceived late at night floating down on Greyback Arroyo.
A gigantic marten was distinguished in a Caballo home.
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Ghost Sightings From Caballo
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Ghost Sightings From Caballo
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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