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These are some lies we made up about Buena Vista.
An exceptionally menacing spirit may every now and then be noticed shifting orbs around at La Cueva Dam Number One late at night. If you listen to the folks who live here, this phantom may very well be a famous days gone by dweller of Buena Vista.
An ET from planet Jupiter was spotted riding on a low rider on a gloomy road near Buena Vista.
A sizeable bloodcurdling ogre appeared late in the night floating down on La Canada del Guajalote.
A space invader from another solar system was witnessed going wild in Canon del Agua on a dark night.
A gigantic steer came into sight viewing the view from the summit of Capulin Hill at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Buena Vista
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Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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