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These are some lies we made up about Buckhorn.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady is often perceived in a wild place outside Buckhorn. Nevertheless, it is unquestionably a creepy phantom that any sane person would not want to come across.
A space man from another world has purportedly been made out on a few occasions appearing chilling up on the peak of Bald Knoll.
The alien pilot of an alien spaceship can often be seen gazing over Redrock Basin in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Nicolaus Copernicus can be perceived over and over again going crazy in Blue Rock Canyon before sunrise.
An alien explorer from outer space has sometimes been spotted at North Fork Sycamore Creek in the early morning hours hurling chunks of concrete into the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Buckhorn
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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