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A gentleman's body having the head of a raccoon is frequently seen riding on a llama along a road near Broadview.
An ET from planet Pluto may often be spotted striding through a mobile home in close proximity to Broadview.
An extremely large ram may be spotted very often at a pay phone in Broadview using the phone.
An alien from space has now and then been made out right by Oasis State Park struggling to grab something.
A womanly figure is every so often witnessed twinkling a lamp by the side of a secluded highway close to Broadview in the early morning hours. Loads of local residents argue this ghost is that of a person who had a house here in Broadview some decades ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Broadview
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Ghost Sightings From Broadview
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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