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A woman devoid of a head was noticed looking at the vista from the highest spot of Dzil Nda Kai Mountain in the early morning hours before sunrise. When witnessed the phantom moved toward the bystander who then escaped. Regardless of what, it's a menacing ghost that you don't want to encounter at the stroke of midnight.
A gargantuan gopher became visible hauling a corpse from the cold water of Dye Brush Wash at night.
An extraterrestrial was spotted smoking a pipe in Big Spring Canyon at night.
An martian traveler from deep space was witnessed down near Big Thumb Spring around midnight reading a tabloid.
A huge mynah bird was witnessed staggering by the side of a wild highway in close proximity to Brimhall.
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- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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