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A huge rhinoceros may every so often be witnessed marching through a building near Bosque Farms.
An alien from another part of the galaxy was seen yelling at the eye witness to disappear by Isleta Riverside Drain.
An extraterrestrial came into sight at Isleta Diversion Dam late at night chucking rocks.
The ghost of a guy clutching a sword was observed on the pinnacle of Black Mesa on a dark night examining the vista. This spirit is fantastically active in this area; there have been a few other reports of this particular spirit.
The phantom of a woman having demonic signs carved into her foot showed up at a public phone in Bosque Farms making a telephone call. This is one of those ghosts that is seen over and over again around here. Any which way, this phantom undeniably is scary; one that you don't want to run into very late at night.
A sizeable scary giant was observed wandering through a Bosque Farms vicinity burial ground.
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ghost of a lady with a knife in her neck was spotted in Isleta Pueblo Indian Reservation very late at night hauling a cadaver through some bushes. The witness ran away after he set eyes on the ghost. It has been claimed that this individual phantom gets pleasure from startling people who come searching for phantoms in Bosque Farms.
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Ghost Sightings From Bosque Farms
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Ghost Sightings From Bosque Farms
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
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