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These are some lies we made up about Bosque.
The phantom of a young-looking female soaked in blood can frequently be observed sending a postcard at a Bosque post office.
An alien explorer from deep space may be witnessed very frequently conversing into the air as if somebody else was nearby.
The ghost of an aged sorceress has once in a while been spotted peeping through apartment windows in Bosque around midnight. A local woman argues that this ghost can be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed away here in Bosque long ago.
A very large burro is every now and then spotted watching TV in a Bosque living room before dawn.
An ET from deep space may every now and then be perceived hiding a corpse by a sizeable rock in Senator Willie M Chavez State Park around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Bosque
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Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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