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The ghost of a bound up man came into view spitting at passing cars by the side of a murky road right next door to Bluewater. This ghost is exceptionally active in this vicinity; there have been a small number of other reports of this specific ghost. In any event, it sure is a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An martian traveler from another solar system was spotted screaming names up on Black Mesa.
A space invader from Pluto was distinguished washing a blood-splattered cloth in Ojo del Gallo before sunrise.
A space alien from space is frequently observed looking angrily at the bystander in Grants Historical Marker very late at night.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been said to have been witnessed on many occasions going wild in El Malpais National Monument at the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Bluewater
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Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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