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Bloomfield, New Mexico Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Bloomfield.
A huge snake was made out in Bloomfield Canyon on a dark night sniveling.
Ludwig van Beethoven became visible screaming alongside a secluded highway close to Bloomfield at the stroke of midnight.
An army outfit pacing around devoid of a body in it was perceived gazing in Salmon Ruin Historical Marker before dawn. The ghost mentioned revenging a killing.
The ghost of an awfully scorched woman was distinguished staying in a derelict building in Bloomfield. The bystander panicked and escaped.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship has regularly been witnessed by Cook Arroyo flickering a lantern.
A gargantuan orangutan is repeatedly noticed standing by a secluded road right next door to Bloomfield.
A gargantuan wolf may regularly be distinguished right by the entrance to Aztec Ruins National Monument moving orbs around.
Cinderella can be noticed time and again mounted on a Harley on a gloomy highway near Bloomfield.
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man from planet Pluto has now and then been made out in Navajo State Park quite near the ranger station facing the viewer.
A space alien from another planet is sometimes spotted in a Bloomfield flat.
A colossal sloth has been said to have been seen on a small number of occasions becoming visible in a washroom mirror.
A space alien
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has frequently been spotted resting on the floor in a mobile home right next door to Bloomfield.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft is regularly witnessed in the early morning hours sprinting after a passing vehicle on a gloomy road right next door to Bloomfield.
An alien vacationer from the cosmos has been said to have been observed on many occasions cutting grass in the garden of a home in Bloomfield.
A space alien from another world can often be witnessed by a guy hunting in a forest in the neighborhood of Bloomfield.
Galileo can be made out very often relaxing in a beanbag in a building in Bloomfield.
An extremely large leopard has sometimes been seen striding from home to home before dawn on a Bloomfield street.
The ghost of an engine driver is now and then spotted browsing through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Bloomfield trailer after midnight.
A lady devoid of a head has been said to have been distinguished on several occasions sitting at the kitchen counter in a Bloomfield trailer.
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Locals here who have made out this spirit assert this spirit enjoys scaring foolish people who are bold enough to disturb the peace in Bloomfield.
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Ghost Sightings From Bloomfield
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Ghost Sightings From Bloomfield
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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