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These are some lies we made up about Blanco.
The spirit of a guy clutching a blood-splattered machete is once in a while perceived concealing a corpse by a big rock in Navajo Lake State Park at midnight.
An enormous fish is rumored to have been perceived on a handful of occasions consuming a cracker up on the pinnacle of Baltazar Peak.
An alien explorer from another part of the galaxy can occasionally be seen checking out Alamo Canyon in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from space was perceived right by the entrance to Navajo State Park talking into the air.
A big menacing giant came into view trying to locate a man at Cutter Dam at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Blanco
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Ghost Sightings From Blanco
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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