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These are some lies we made up about Bernalillo.
The Loch Ness Monster can be perceived frequently in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror late at night.
The spirit of an old guy with a long white mustache is every now and then noticed raking leaves in the back garden of a mobile home in Bernalillo.
A huge mandrill has allegedly been seen on a small number of occasions by a man fishing by a lake in the neighborhood of Bernalillo.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer may now and then be made out by Bernalillo Plug hollowing out a gap.
The phantom of a man wearing an armed forces uniform has regularly been spotted burning a book by Jemez River.
A knight's armor from the middle ages devoid of a human inside is repeatedly perceived in Bernalillo Watershed Research Natural Area before dawn seeking a hat.
A space man from planet Venus has allegedly been spotted on a few occasions at Jemez Canyon Dam at night glugging down soda pop.
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extraterrestrial from another world can regularly be noticed slurping water from Piedra Lisa Spring on a dark night.
The ghost of a female with a plastic bag bound around her head has sometimes been seen seated in a chair in a mobile home in Bernalillo.
A sizeable terrifying monster is once in a while witnessed before sunrise examining
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Canon Agua Sarca in detail.
A gigantic capybara has allegedly been observed on many occasions looking at the vista from the summit of Loma Barbon late at night.
Napoleon Bonaparte can once in a while be spotted on the peak of one of the mountains in the Sandia Mountains at night sobbing.
A sizeable creepy ghost was witnessed howling beneath a lamppost in Bernalillo. Numerous accounts of this ghost have been described.
The phantom of a young man dressed in a confederate uniform came into view searching through the freezer in the kitchen of a Bernalillo flat in the early morning hours before sunrise. Several folks in close proximity have had comparable incidents involving an identical spirit. People here argue that this phantom enjoys terrifying foolhardy people who come looking for phantoms in Bernalillo.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship was noticed gazing at people in a Bernalillo apartment through a door crack.
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Ghost Sightings From Bernalillo
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A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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