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These are some lies we made up about Berino.
A gigantic reptile came into view gazing at folks in a Berino building through a door crack.
Frankenstein's Monster was distinguished late at night drifting down Anthony Wash.
A massive basilisk was distinguished in Irnie Ranson Park around midnight gazing.
A very large gemsbok was witnessed at Anthony Arroyo Watershed Site One Dam on a dark night attempting to grab something.
The ghost of a flight attendant has frequently been distinguished before dawn scrutinizing Webb Gap in detail. One thing is for sure, this is an unlikable phantom that you wouldn't wish to run into on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Berino
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Ghost Sightings From Berino
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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