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These are some lies we made up about Bent.
The spirit of a pregnant female can repeatedly be distinguished in Round Mountain Historical Marker late in the night pulling a body through some bushes. People say that this ghost enjoys scaring foolish folks who are brave enough to disrupt the calm in Bent.
A huge aardvark may be seen over and over again glugging down water from Apodaca Spring on a dark night.
Frankenstein's Monster has now and then been distinguished up on Cat Mountain reading a newsletter.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system is occasionally noticed pulling a dead body from the freezing water of Rinconada Creek at midnight.
A headless gentleman has been said to have been made out on many instances staring over White Flat late in the night. One of the residents confidently says that this phantom loves startling people who come searching for phantoms in Bent.
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Ghost Sightings From Bent
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Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
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