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These are some lies we made up about Belen.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief can be witnessed very often in a Belen area hardware store, wandering the aisles. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while passing through Belen in the past.
A space invader from space has every so often been noticed in Senator Willie M Chavez State Park at midnight concealing a cadaver by a large rock.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady is occasionally observed relaxing at a table in a Belen residence looking menacing. If you listen to what the folks who live here argue, this spirit is that of a local person who existed here in Belen long ago. Regardless of what, it unquestionably is a frightening ghost that is better not interrupted.
The ghost of a young female outfitted as a house keeper has been said to have been made out on a small number of occasions marching through a mobile home in Belen.
A massive civet has often been distinguished at
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Houston Arroyo Dam in the early morning hours looking at the surroundings.
The phantom of a down-and-out gentleman is frequently observed going mad up on the summit of La Loma Alta. One thing is for certain, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that you wouldn't wish to meet before dawn.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy has purportedly
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been seen on one or two occasions traveling on a stallion by the side of a road close to Belen. Scores of folks who live here claim this ghost likes startling foolhardy folks who are fearless enough to disturb the serenity in Belen.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft may often be seen heaving chunks of concrete into the flowing water at La Canada de la Loma de Arena before sunrise.
A chilling being can be witnessed over and over again in Manzano Mountains State Park by the park headquarters obliterating a hat. Nevertheless, this is an antagonistic ghost that any sound person wouldn't wish to come across.
The ghost of a guy clad as a plumber is occasionally distinguished at Petroglyph National Monument slurping blood from a mug.
An alien traveler from outer space has allegedly been noticed on a handful of instances striding through a residence in close proximity to Belen.
An extremely large chinchilla may every now and then be spotted at a public phone in Belen making a telephone call.
A lady with
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a fairly transparent body was perceived pacing through a Belen neighborhood graveyard. This exact ghost has been observed time and again in this spot.
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Ghost Sightings From Belen
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Ghost Sightings From Belen
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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