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These are some lies we made up about Bayard.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a flying saucer has sometimes been made out trying to locate a hat in Bayard Historical Marker at midnight.
An extremely large jaguar is sometimes made out checking out Bayard Canyon in detail very late at night.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy has supposedly been noticed on a few instances in Ansones Creek guzzling orange juice.
Genghis Khan may occasionally be made out seated at the dining table in a Bayard house.
An enormous elk was made out up on Bull Hill reading a book.
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Ghost Sightings From Bayard
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Ghost Sightings From Bayard
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
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