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These are some lies we made up about Bard.
A dinosaur has occasionally been perceived weeping in Llano Estacado Historical Marker at midnight.
The ghost of a man having a pentagram carved into his foot is now and then noticed screaming next to Llano Spring late at night. Some people assert this ghost could be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on here in Bard long ago.
An extraterrestrial from another world may now and then be perceived traveling on a donkey by the side of a highway outside Bard.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft was made out flickering a lantern by Ute Lake State Park.
A huge crow was observed marching through a home in the neighborhood of Bard.
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Ghost Sightings From Bard
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Ghost Sightings From Bard
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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