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These are some lies we made up about Aztec.
The ghost of a young Indian warrior has once in a while been distinguished staring at an old woman sleeping on a couch in a flat in Aztec.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft is every so often noticed munching on a slice of pizza outside Aztec Ruins National Monument.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy is known to have been witnessed on frequent occasions in an autopart store in the Aztec area.
A space alien from planet Jupiter was distinguished trying on a jacket in an Aztec mobile home.
Goldilocks was observed discussing into the thin air beside Aztec Peach Spring late in the night.
A space man from outer space appeared reading a pamphlet in Aztec Historical Marker late in the night.
An enormous puma was seen enjoying the landscape at Camel Hump Dam before sunrise.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was made out very late at night floating along on Barton Arroyo.
An enormous donkey has regularly
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been spotted crawling out from a drain hole on an Aztec avenue late in the night.
The ghost of a plane pilot is often observed very late at night leading a piloted excursion of Lion Rock to a crowd of ghosts. A local argues that this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying unwise folks who come searching for ghosts in Aztec.
An ET from planet
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Saturn is rumored to have been noticed on a few occasions shining a lamp in Arch Rock Canyon late in the night.
A space man from deep space can repeatedly be observed musicalizing on a fiddle in an Aztec house.
The creepy ghost of a Viking may be seen very often in a mirror in an Aztec house; the ghost was exclusively noticeable in the mirror.
A gentleman that transformed into a vampire is now and then made out in a mobile home next to Aztec. A number of people assert this phantom may perhaps be a distinguished old days local of Aztec. No matter what people verbalize, it unquestionably is a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A glow-in-the-dark human shape is known to have been distinguished on several occasions in Mancos State Park by the park headquarters pointing at the witness. According to the locals, this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long departed Aztec local.
The ghost of a pregnant lady can every now and then be observed in an Aztec area supermarket, striding the aisles.
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alien navigator of an alien spaceship is frequently noticed going wild at the stroke of midnight by a road sign in Aztec.
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Ghost Sightings From Aztec
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Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
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