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These are some lies we made up about Artesia.
A woman's body with a horse's head may be perceived frequently gazing crossly at the observer in Artesia Historical Marker before dawn. In any case, it's a creepy spirit that should be steered clear of.
An extraterrestrial from another world has from time to time been witnessed becoming visible in a restroom mirror.
A gargantuan kinkajou has been made out on a small number of instances before dawn chasing a passing Buick on a gloomy highway in close proximity to Artesia.
A gentleman having the head of a beast may occasionally be distinguished at SE Storm Drainage Detention Dam at midnight mounding pieces of wood. A lot of local residents say this spirit gets pleasure from frightening unwise folks who come searching for spirits in Artesia. No matter what, it's undoubtedly a frightening phantom that is rather not disturbed.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer has often been made out dragging a corpse from the freezing water of Cottonwood
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Creek in the early morning hours.
An martian explorer from the cosmos is repeatedly perceived in Dog Canyon Draw late in the night sipping blood from a bottle.
An alien from planet Neptune can regularly be spotted trimming bushes in the front yard of a trailer in Artesia.
An ET from another solar system may be observed very often
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by an old woman hunting in a forest in the neighborhood of Artesia.
Leonardo da Vinci has from time to time been distinguished in Carlsbad Caverns National Park at the park headquarters chatting into the air.
A woman on fire, grasping a fuel container is from time to time made out reading a newsletter by the entrance to Bottomless Lakes State Park. Whatever folks state, this ghost undoubtedly is chilling; one that you wouldn't want to meet before dawn.
The ghost of a farmer sporting a farmer hat has supposedly been noticed on one or two occasions relaxing on a sofa in a house in Artesia. One thing's for sure, it's a menacing spirit that any sane person wouldn't wish to run into.
A giant lemur can every now and then be spotted sobbing under a streetlamp in Artesia.
An extraterrestrial was perceived walking from apartment to apartment after midnight on an Artesia street.
A young girl having on a bloody dress appeared browsing through a fridge in the kitchen of an Artesia apartment in the early morning
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hours before sunrise. The spirit spoke about avenging a killing. Well, it certainly is a frightening phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Artesia
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Ghost Sightings From Artesia
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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