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These are some lies we made up about Arroyo Hondo.
The martian captain of a flying saucer was observed trying on clothes in an Arroyo Hondo home.
The ghost of a pregnant female came into view at Van Bruggen Reservoir Dam at midnight articulating into the air. The watcher became frightened and ran off. Regardless of what, this is a horrible ghost that any rational person would not want to meet.
A space invader from planet Jupiter was distinguished in Arroyo Hondo in the early morning hours before sunrise looking for something.
A giant cat was perceived sobbing by Gallina Creek.
The ghost of a young guy dressed in a denim jacket has often been made out scrambling up from a manhole on an Arroyo Hondo avenue before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Arroyo Hondo
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Ghost Sightings From Arroyo Hondo
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
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