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These are some lies we made up about Arrey.
A space man from Mars can be distinguished frequently carrying a human headbone down near Clark Spring around midnight.
A female afire, gripping a kerosene container has every so often been witnessed checking out Clark Spring Canyon in detail late at night.
The ghost of a grower wearing a farmer hat is occasionally distinguished in Jaralosa Creek staring. In any case, this phantom certainly is chilling; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
A youthful girl wearing a blood-splattered prom dress has purportedly been distinguished on one or two instances standing by a secluded road near Arrey. One of the locals determinedly asserts that this ghost likes startling people who come trying to find ghosts in Arrey. Regardless of what, it's a terrifying phantom that should be left alone.
An alien from deep space was made out twinkling a kerosene lamp in Caballo Lake State Park near the park headquarters.
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Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
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