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A colossal hartebeest has regularly been perceived in a row boat on Fort Bayard Reservoir looking irritably at the bystander.
An extremely terrifying ghost is regularly witnessed going wild by Ansones Creek. Whatever people utter, this ghost undoubtedly is frightening; one that is better not messed with.
The ghost of an old female gripping a firearm has been seen on a handful of occasions down next to Barrel Spring at night chucking boulders. A local person says that this phantom could be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on here in Arenas Valley some decades ago.
A Pteranodon can often be seen rummaging around in a fridge in the kitchen of an Arenas Valley apartment before dawn.
A gargantuan coati can be noticed often concealing a cadaver by a sizeable rock in Bayard Historical Marker at the stroke of midnight.
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
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