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These are some lies we made up about Aragon.
A gargantuan dromedary is occasionally noticed in Bear Canyon at midnight pointing at the witness.
A cyclop can every so often be noticed heaving chunks of concrete into the water at Whiskey Creek in the early morning hours.
A space man from the Moon has often been made out before dawn climbing out of Fitzgerald Cienega soaked in slime.
A space invader from space is regularly distinguished gathering wood to make a fire in Quemado Ranger District in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The phantom of a terribly mangled huntsman pulling a dead cougar has supposedly been made out on numerous instances monitoring the panorama from the apex of Apache Mountain in the early morning hours before sunrise. One of the folks who live here strongly asserts that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Aragon some time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Aragon
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Ghost Sightings From Aragon
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
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