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These are some lies we made up about Anton Chico.
The ghost of a seriously scorched woman can often be perceived around midnight staring over Laguna Seca.
The ghost of the driver of a train can be distinguished repeatedly late in the night checking out Canon de Baca in detail.
A gigantic skunk has every now and then been witnessed standing by a desolate highway close to Anton Chico.
The spirit of an appallingly mangled huntsman hauling a dead wolf is occasionally observed shining a flash light up on the top of Coyote Tank.
The ghost of a young female with a wire around her neck has been said to have been seen on a handful of occasions meditating on the highest spot of one of the hills in the Coyote Tank at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Anton Chico
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Ghost Sightings From Anton Chico
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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