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These are some lies we made up about Anthony.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is regularly observed looking crossly at the bystander by the side of a secluded road next to Anthony in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader has allegedly been made out on a few instances on the summit of Anthonys Nose at midnight gazing at the panorama.
An extraterrestrial traveler from deep space may often be perceived near Indian Spring at night hurling rocks.
A very large kinkajou can be witnessed repeatedly around midnight flying over the Castner Range.
A gigantic dromedary has once in a while been witnessed burning a photo in Anthony Gap after midnight.
A centaur has purportedly been observed on a small number of instances standing by a wild highway right next door to Anthony.
The ghost of the driver of a train can now and then be perceived in an apartment in Anthony.
A lady lacking a head was seen hauling a corpse over rocks in Andress High School Stadium
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before dawn. The watcher was terrified and escaped.
A space invader from another solar system became visible marching next to a secluded highway near Anthony.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO was distinguished at Anthony Arroyo Watershed Site One Dam before dawn taking pleasure in the vista.
A huge mole showed up resting
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on a stool in a flat near Anthony.
A huge springbok was spotted at the waterfront at Range Reservoir sobbing.
A gentleman devoid of a head is regularly distinguished at the entrance to Franklin Mountains State Park yelling.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto has purportedly been witnessed on numerous occasions in the rear seat of a Chevy by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space man from the cosmos can often be spotted right by the entrance to White Sands National Monument struggling to grasp something.
A space invader may be noticed very often picking flowers in the yard of a house in Anthony.
An alien vacationer from another galaxy has now and then been spotted by a man camping at a campground outside Anthony.
A space man from another solar system is every so often perceived sitting on a stool in a trailer in Anthony.
A massive steer has purportedly been perceived on several occasions looking terrifying underneath a streetlight in Anthony.
Vincent van Gogh can every so often be noticed walking from trailer to trailer at the stroke of midnight on an Anthony road.
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Ghost Sightings From Anthony
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Ghost Sightings From Anthony
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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