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These are some lies we made up about Animas.
An extremely large hippopotamus has been noticed on a small number of instances at midnight exploring Cowboy Pass in detail.
The ghost of an appallingly burned woman can regularly be perceived chucking boulders into the current at Animas River late in the night.
The ghost of a guy having demonic signs cut into his cheek may be observed frequently on the pinnacle of 1117 Mountain very late at night watching the panorama.
A colossal ibex is sometimes witnessed shouting names of people in Lighting Dock Area KGRA late in the night.
A huge pony can once in a while be distinguished staggering through an Animas vicinity graveyard.
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Ghost Sightings From Animas
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Ghost Sightings From Animas
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
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