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These are some lies we made up about Amistad.
Napoleon Bonaparte has often been distinguished heaving boulders into Claude Hutcherson Number Three Reservoir very late at night.
A very large burro is repeatedly spotted smoking a cigar by Entrania Spring very late at night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars has been seen on a small number of occasions seated at the dining table in an Amistad home conversing into the night.
A gargantuan hartebeest may often be spotted marching through a building in Amistad.
The phantom of a terribly charred woman can be observed frequently searching for a woman near the entrance to Clayton Lake State Park. One of the local residents decisively argues that this spirit enjoys frightening people who come searching for spirits in Amistad. In any event, it undoubtedly is a creepy ghost that is rather not disrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Amistad
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Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
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