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These are some lies we made up about Amalia.
A space invader from Jupiter is every so often seen checking out Jaracito Canyon in detail late in the night.
A space invader from the cosmos is rumored to have been spotted on frequent instances in a restaurant in the Amalia area.
An extremely large otter can every so often be spotted giving a directed exploration of Eagle Rock to a cluster of ghosts very late at night.
A space man was made out up on the peak of Cabresto Peak searching for a photo.
A guy that shape-shifted into a vampire showed up on the water's edge of Eagle Rock Lake swallowing paint. The arrival of the observer alarmed the ghost who then vanished. In any case, it without a doubt is a scary ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Amalia
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Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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