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These are some lies we made up about Alto.
The spirit of a brawny lumberjack carrying a sizeable axe has been seen on several instances at Alto Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight taking pleasure in the surroundings. One thing is for certain, it's a creepy ghost that should be kept away from.
A massive deer can sometimes be spotted very late at night scrutinizing Airplane Canyon in detail.
The chilling ghost of a Gaul has regularly been witnessed browsing through a cabinet in the bathroom of an Alto house around midnight.
A bloodcurdling skeleton is repeatedly distinguished in Blazer Mill Historical Marker late at night demolishing a bag. Based on what the residents say, this ghost is the tormented spirit of a former Alto resident. Whichever way, it sure is a terrifying ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
A guy that shape-shifted into a vampire is known to have been witnessed on a few instances resting at a table in an Alto trailer. People here who have noticed this ghost declare this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while passing through Alto some time ago.
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Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
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