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The ghost of an old prospector with a large beard and a wooden right leg was witnessed hauling a body from the cold water of Jemez River in the early morning hours before sunrise. Freaked out by the bystanders the ghost withdrew into the dark. One thing's for certain, this is an antagonistic ghost that any commonsensical person would not want to bump into.
The ghost of an elderly lady clutching a pistol came into view by Bernalillo Plug reading a book. When seen the spirit approached the witness who then escaped. In any case, it's a frightening ghost that should be stayed away from.
Vincent van Gogh was noticed up on Canjilon Hill seeking a woman.
The ghost of a flight attendant has regularly been distinguished by Jemez Canyon Dam after midnight staring at the water. It has been said that this precise ghost is the stressed spirit of a long forgotten Algodones resident.
A gargantuan vicuna is repeatedly perceived in Canon Agua Sarca very
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late at night howling.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been noticed on a small number of instances in Bernalillo Watershed Research Natural Area at midnight struggling to articulate something.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto may repeatedly be spotted seeking an object next to a parked truck in an Algodones parking lot very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Algodones
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Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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