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These are some lies we made up about Alcalde.
The phantom of a jetliner pilot has often been witnessed terrifying folks in Pueblo of San Juan Historical Marker after midnight.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack carrying a large axe is frequently seen suspended in the air like a balloon in Alcalde.
A colossal steer has been said to have been seen on numerous occasions dragging a cadaver from the chilly water of Canada Abeque before dawn.
Aristotle can regularly be made out staring wrathfully at the observer up on Cerrito de la Baca.
A menacing skeleton has sometimes been observed drinking water from Henry Spring after midnight. People here who have witnessed this spirit claim this spirit enjoys frightening unwise people who come seeking spirits in Alcalde. Well, it's a creepy ghost that is preferably not upset.
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Ghost Sightings From Alcalde
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Ghost Sightings From Alcalde
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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