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These are some lies we made up about Albuquerque.
A person with a skeleton face wearing dark robes was spotted yelling at the eye witness to stay away in a plastic boat on Kiva Reservoir. The onlooker freaked out and escaped.
A huge dromedary showed up studying Bear Canyon in detail before dawn.
A space invader from planet Mercury was spotted coming into sight in a mirror.
Frankenstein's Monster has regularly been perceived at night pursuing a passing Honda on a shady road in the vicinity of Albuquerque.
A space alien from another planet is repeatedly witnessed obliterating an object at Embudo Dam at night.
A gargantuan mandrill has purportedly been witnessed on a few instances in the backseat of a pickup by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in his rear view mirror late in the night.
A space alien can repeatedly be seen cleaning a bloody jacket in Embudo Spring in the early morning hours.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship can be witnessed often by a woman fishing
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by a lake in close proximity to Albuquerque.
A sizeable frightening dragon has from time to time been perceived dragging a body over the grass in Altura Park after midnight.
A wandering ghost is once in a while spotted up on Sandia Mountains carrying a cranium.
A colossal guinea pig has allegedly been noticed on numerous instances
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on the peak of one of the mountains in the Sandia Mountains in the early morning hours before sunrise shouting.
An martian explorer from another solar system can sometimes be witnessed having a seat on a stool in a building in Albuquerque.
An alien from another planet is repeatedly seen attempting to capture something next to a streetlight in Albuquerque.
Napoleon Bonaparte has been perceived on numerous instances wandering from house to house on a dark night on an Albuquerque lane.
An extraterrestrial may frequently be made out contemplating in Manzano Mountains State Park quite near the park headquarters.
The ghost of a youthful Indian warrior can be observed very often shuffling orbs about outside Bandelier National Monument. One thing's for certain, this is a bad phantom that you would not want to encounter after midnight.
A colossal turtle has sometimes been observed resting at the kitchen counter in an Albuquerque residence.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft is every now and then witnessed
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looking at people in an Albuquerque flat through an air vent.
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Ghost Sightings From Albuquerque
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Ghost Sightings From Albuquerque
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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